Husband: begum tm 1 ghantey say drwazy pr khari ks s baten kr rhi then?
Husband Wife sms Husband: begum tm 1 ghantey say drwazy pr khari ks s baten kr rhi then? Wife: meri dost thi. Bechari k paas ander aaney k lye time hi nhi tha The post Husband: begum tm 1 ghantey say...
View ArticleWife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dekhana
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View ArticleMOBILE aya P.C.O. khatam, MOBILE aya WATCH khatam
Public sms MOBILE aya P.C.O. khatam, MOBILE aya WATCH khatam, MOBILE aya TORCH khatam, MOBILE aya TAPE khatam, MOBAIL aya KHATT khatam, MOBILE aya RADIO khatam, MOBAIL aya CALCULATR khatam MOBILE aya...
View ArticleLarki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye
Jokes sms Larki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye Baba : Ghar chali ja beti… Samajdar admi kbi shadi ni krta. No wife Happy Life Incoming search terms:shadi jokes in urduThe...
View ArticleAik nakam Business man apni moti wife se
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View ArticleWife hints to husband for a new Car!
Husband Wife sms Wife hints to husband for a new Car! “Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when i am on it.” Husband gifted her A “weight Machine” :-D:-D The post Wife hints to...
View ArticleDifferent Girls fighting with their husbands:
Husband Wife sms Different Girls fighting with their husbands: . Pilot’s wife: ziyada uro mat samjhay!… . Teachr’s wife: Mujhey mat sikhao. Ye aap ka School nahi . Dentist’s wife: Daant tor k hath me...
View ArticleWife : Subha meray upar pani q dala
Husband Wife sms Wife : Subha meray upar pani q dala . ? ? ? ? ? Husband:Tery baap ne kha tha k meri beti Phool ki tarha h Isay murjhany mat dena . . . . . . . . . . . . . The post Wife : Subha meray...
View ArticleHusband: Begum khana Lgao jaldi Bhook Lgi Ha
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View ArticleEk Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad
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View ArticleShohr: begam jaldi khana Lagao Bhook Lagi Hy
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View ArticlePathan apni wife k saath Ful speed men bike pe jaraha tha
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View ArticleDost: kya Biwi se Larayi Khatam Hui?
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Bivi ki batain esi hi hoti hain jesy kisi web site pr
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View ArticleKidnapper Phone Par Teri Bivi mere kabze main hai
Husband Wife sms Kidnapper Phone Par Teri Bivi mere kabze main hai saboot k Liye us ki 2 ungliyan Bhijwa di hain,,,,,, HUSBAND saboot Pakka nahi hai zubban Bhej zubban,,,,,,,, Incoming search...
View ArticleGirlfriend is Fun, & Wife is Gun.
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View ArticleA genius husband defines her wife
Husband Wife sms A genius husband defines her wife “My wife is like terms & conditions of a website” I never understand what she says. but I always accept! : The post A genius husband defines her...
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aik professor shadi shuda zindagi pr taqreer kr raha tha
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View ArticleBaadshah ne elan karwaya k “shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon
Jokes sms Baadshah ne elan karwaya k “shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon. 1 line mein woh jo B.V se darte hain aur 1 mein woh jo nahin darte.” Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jab k na darne walon...
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bivi ko thapar maar kr shohar bola
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View ArticlePolice: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K
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View ArticleIf you do not have a wife you are missing something in your life.
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View ArticleDamaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya
Husband Wife sms SAAS ne apny 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di… 1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia… Us ko saas ki taraf se CAR mil gai.. 2nd day yehi drama hoa… 2nd...
View ArticleTofani Barish me Aadmi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya
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View ArticleFriend: If a lion attacks your mother-in-law and your wife
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View ArticleBiwi: suniye ji apka dost eik pagal larki se shadi kar raha hai
Husband Wife funny sms Biwi: suniye ji apka dost eik pagal larki se shadi kar raha hai ap osy roktay Q nahi? Husband: mien Q rokon? mujhy roka tha kia. Meri vari ty bra nach da c… The post Biwi: suniye...
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BV K Ghussy Ka AASAN ilaj
Husband Wife Funny sms BV K Ghussy Ka AASAN ilaj Friend: Yaar Meri BV Ghussa Bohat Karti Hy. 2nd: Meri Bhi Pehly Karti Thi, Magar Ab Nahi Karti. 1st: Tum Ne Kya ilaj Kiya? 2nd: 1 Din Ghussy me Thi....
View ArticleFunny sms- Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay?
Funny Eid sms Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay? Husband Ghussay Sey: Mujhay He Zibah Kar Lo Wife Pyar Sey: Gadhay Ki Sirf Kamaai Halaal Hay, Qurbani Nahi:-@:-D The post Funny sms- Wife: Aap...
View Articlefunny wife sms: Perfect BV
Funny Wife sms Perfect B.V Na Tang Krti Ha Na Jhot Bolti Ha Na Dokha Deti Ha Na Shak Krti Ha Na pese mangti ha Na shoping pe jati ha Aur Na He ? ? “Is Dunya Me Pai Jati Ha” Incoming search...
View ArticleFunny Urud sms: 3G ho ya 4G kamyabi sirf G-G main hay
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